You’re in for a ride!

No thanks. I’ll stick with toilet paper (1 ply).

Rear escalator implants, the newest craze in cosmetic surgery.

Escalator closed for repairs — Please use other cheek.

Doctor, I have this uncomfortable feeling when I’m sitting down and when I get up again, I’m always on a different floor.

I’m dropping a couple off at floor number two

Sign meant for androids with digestive systems

When I get my shoelace caught in the escalator, it always
ends up looking like a thong…

@iLock: It’s not my shoelace I’m worried about.

O.K. but you have to use the elevator on your……….

Going up or down

That’s a bum ride.

OOoohh! Wouldn’t that smart..

Circumcisions done free!

What’s that eerie green light coming from my rear end?

Escalators: The new Tokyo toilet paper.

“Don’t ask why. I’m in jail in Tokyo and I need you to call the consulate.”

Please ignore the short-cut through your belly button

The escalator is really a slide we borrowed from the playground, which is why you have to use your behind. You have to climb a ladder to get to the second floor but going back down is a lot more fun. WHEEEE!!!

Isn’t this a song from Nirvana’s Live At Reading album?

@jjhitt: It sure sounds like the Escalator To Hell…

I knew it was starting to sag, but I didn’t realize it needed THAT much help.

then Fonsie said “Sit on it.”

That’s how the Six Million Dollar Man runs so fast.

Need a lift, bums?

It started with artificial hip joints… What will they think of next?

these devices were probably installed by the underpants gnomes.

I’ll die

I’ll just take the stairs…ouch stop that!

You take the escalator when going up . . . but you use the “slip & slide” when going down.

Can I just use a loofah instead?

when told to haul ass upstairs….

My aunt did that – disassed her.

A new treatment for constipation…

Well, that escalated very quickly