Sirong winds ahead!

I suppose one needs to be Chinese to understand the sex life of a hair dryer.

Blows you with its 3 settings for your satisfaction! Nice and Slow, Medium and Instant Climax!

Chinese technology is absolutely amazing – how did they manage to put Sirong winds into a small foldable hair dryer?!

Sex Understanding: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Apparently it crimps as well.

This product dries me crazy.

When you’re hot, you’re hot.

So this thing will blow me dry? Am I not understanding?

I can usually produce low noise strong winds without a hair dryer.

Available at hair salons, novelty shops, or the “planned parenting” aisle of your local drug store.

My compulsory sex understanding tells me you may not get the type of blow job you’re looking for.

Hun, why is the ‘hairdryer’ always on your nightstand when I come home from work?

The only hair dryer with a “Wetness” setting.

Next time I’m in China I’m going to hit as many supermarkets as possible!

You mean there are 2199 other appliances like this one? No wonder the Chinese are famous for being geniuses!

Goes to show sex and long life go together. Who’d guess the Chinese had it in them for so long.

Hey dad!!!! Mom is screwing the hair dryer again!!!!!!!

Looks sirongly more like a dildo than a hair-dryer . . .

too scary

I never knew Hair Dryers were so versatile.

I never knew THOSE hairs required blow-drying.

Frankly, I’m proud that my appliances aren’t suffering from gender confusion.

My wife loves her “hair dryer”

Sex sells, particularly at the supermarket.

Now on to the freestyle portion of the competition.

Just say NO:

to anything compulsory… unless it’s the sex thing.

So does this mean that all those made in china electronics are also certified dildos? Brilliant!

What ever blows your skirt up. Does this have lead paint too?

Ah, the Sirong Winds, the most beautiful season of the year in Southeast Asia.