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The rectum with the vegetablie in season at height sounds worrying.
Obnoxious and capricious customers are generally allowed to pickle of the card, but they must be hyperconscious of the consequences.
…and so the waiter said “Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!”
…the rorst meet on a skewer every Wednesday at 7…
Meet on a skewer? You’ve got a point here…
Fortunately, the cledit card is not precocious; everything else on the menu is…
This is a legitimate double Engrish today. Well played.
For some reason my wife didn’t understand why our cledit card had multiple hits for ‘head’ and ‘rectum’
Waiter, please take this back and tell the chef not to put my head in my rectum.
The Precocious Card… Don’t leave home without it.
Is the cucumber a real, you know, cucumber?
Rectum on a skewer…. does my insurance cover that?
♫ You’ve got to pick up every stitch
Two rectums running in the ditch
Oh no…Must be the season of the vegetable ♫
I’ll have some head please.
and hold the rectum.
This restaurant has a nice view. You can see Uranus.
“The Baggins, it has our cledit card”
”Waiter, this ‘Vegetable in seazon the height’ is inefficacious and untranslatious!”
The cledit card is our precious, gollum gollum. And there’s no fishishes on the menu.
We should all give a cledit to the Mager’s hellacious decision against ‘Rectal Content’ warning.
Don’t believe everything the tax is saying…
Some pretty harsh translating there…
♫Head diaphram rectum belly,
Head diaphram rectum belly,
Do the hokey pokey,
And hands in hands in,
That’s what its all about♫
The vegetables of the season and rectum you will have a happy.
Mind the sweet potatoes though….Or your eyes will fall out.
I must make a note. Never order Teppo.
Isn’t Teppo the lost Marx Brother? Looks like some parts of him have been found at this joint.
@DraqgonLady. They’re not setain. But it was the dead ring of him.
Edit ; certain.
All the rates are (belong to us).
SPOILER ALERT: This is a call sheet from the final episode of How I Met Your Mother.
It is witgh great rectumchewed (rectitude) that I would order this dish.
I knew the Japanese ate organ meats but rectums? For real?
Ick.
Rectums (recta?) for rear.
It’s offa. Yeah! Bloody offal.
Rectum. Toorder this dish you must learn to roll toiur rrrsss
Wauter waiter. What’s this meat.? ” It’s offal sir.”
I know it’s offal, but I asked what the hell it is.
Once upon a time, the head, the diaphragm, the rectum and the belly were debating on who should be the boss. The head said “I should be boss because without me the body couldn’t think.” The diaphragm said “I should be boss because without me the body couldn’t breath” the belly said “I should be boss because without me the body would starve.” finally the rectum said “I should be the boss because I dispose of the bodies waste” the other body parts laughed and insulted the rectum and he became so upset he shut down completely. Soon the other… Read more »
Whomever pays with precocious cledit card will fill find head on a stick; and do not complain about the food or the waiter may find somewhere else to stick the skewer!
I tried to pickle the height once. It ended badly, my rectum got skewered.
You say my kid charging up your credit card on Silly Bands was irresponsible, I say he’s being precocious.
You all fail to see “Cledit” card > _>
‘Rorst meet on a skewer’? You all can have the Teppo, but my mouth is watering for the Harami … I wonder if the waitress pops hers out right on the table?
Lets use the cledit card in the precocious ways, so you will not be sorry again.
Japanese sure put a lot of ice onto the dishes.
I would have the chinese cabage with ice on top of it.
Is this a menu or a hospital directory?