A centipede wedding reception essential

Nothing like the taste of fresh gartered cehese and crarot. ymu ymu!

Oh crap! I gartered my finger again!

For that sexy kitchen look ….

My leg doesn’t seem to fit through the hole.

Got it at my friend’s wedding. She had a gartered leg, and he needed a dentist.

She has grate legs.

An essential part of kinky SM lingerie.

The bridesmaids ran away and tossed the damned thing among themselves like a hot potato

Ya Garter Git Dis Thing…

…and in England, they have the prestigious Order of the Grater.

Meanwhile, across town, a frustrated housewife was furiously trying to grate cheese with a garter.

Something old, something new, a borrowed kitchen utensil, something blue.

i always hated that part of math… garter than, less then

Honni soit qui mal y gratte.

@ Algernon. Which leg big boy.

Also removes unsightly leg hair!

@cecily. Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Echesses.

Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Dish Dryer.

I know: Knight of the Grater, Warden of the Sink Pots.

The real order = Knight of The Garter, Warden of the Cinque Ports.

Funny, but I think “True Engrish” has to or at least should be more than a simple typo. I much prefer the real “blathering nonsense” examples over mere misspellings.

Good god, all those holes in the garter. How many women are you marrying????

That’d explain the chafing on my thighs.

For brides garting on grooms nerves.

so this is what you get for your ‘sister wives”

@Eduard -> LOL!
/me instantly pictures a chick with these wrapped around her

Panty and Stocking with Grater belt

The perfect gift for the she-woman in your life.

You haven’t lived till your woman puts one of these on!