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(27 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
Smoke wlong’s, they’re amoral. Keep that in mind.
At a smoking concert, you’ll hear mostly pipe bands.
A Smoking Concert, as long as you don’t inhale.
By all means in any case, but particularly in a cigarette case.
Never AIP over lock – it’s amoral.
Pete Headset has been celebrating all weekend…
No smoke without a tasty lighter.
There’s NO smoking concert if tasty lighter doesn’t make it!
Don’t swallow lighters no matter how tasty they seem, kids. Otherwise this happens to your brain.
I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, I couldn’t eat my lighter.
If your doctor advises you to switch to a lighter diet, you can have tasty ones but you can’t drive.