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I take pride in my theft…
posted on 31 Dec 2025 in Signs
Only you can prevent private property…
Photo courtesy of Ryan Shepherd.
Spotted in Japan.
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Risk your own enter.
Just take what you want.
Hey, why is it my job to steal things around here?
Don’t blame us; we just own the place.
Donald’s New Year’s resolution.
Hey, give me my responsibility back !
If you can’t be responsible, then why are you even running the place?
Be sure to insure you misappropriate appropriately.
Know your rights before you pilfer.
Please steal carefully.
Pay attention to our total lack of attention for responsibility.
I’m not sure how to respond to this instruction.
Somebody stole my theft.