Stay seated for paperwork…
Photo courtesy of AMW. Spotted in China.
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For ones and twos.
This is a dump.
No squatters!
But sir, I’m on a bus.
It’s a no standing zone
I command you to!
The message could have been shorter, would have rhymed.
In PRC, people even defecate on command.
Well, perhaps better this way – doing it the other way around would be awkward.
Potty training in China is standardised.
– I’ve had enough, I’m going to change my name, Defecate said.
For ones and twos.
This is a dump.
No squatters!
But sir, I’m on a bus.
It’s a no standing zone
I command you to!
The message could have been shorter, would have rhymed.
In PRC, people even defecate on command.
Well, perhaps better this way – doing it the other way around would be awkward.
Potty training in China is standardised.
– I’ve had enough, I’m going to change my name, Defecate said.