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Can I use it if I’m only smoking?
The elevator on cables is more reliable.
In case of fire, do your best to alarm the manager.
When elevator is on fire, we regret you will be unbearable.
People will stair at you.
Thanks for the heads up.
If you can’t stand the heat.
The vertical version of “Fire Walk with Me”.
Some people use the elevator; others get the shaft.
You in a hurry?
Well this elevator is just on fire!
If you are on fire, please use the other elevator or take the stairs.
If you are on fire, look for an erevator. Those have plenty of water.
If I am on fire, I will use the elevator operator.
If you are on fire in the elevator. It is acceptable to jump up and down screaming loudly within.
How quaint — a no-smoking elevator on fire.
If you are in need, take advantage of our operator.