Someone is killing the crackers!

It’s worth passing.

You’d hope so.

Past their expiry date.

Lettuce pray.

I hope it’s not desecrated.

Was it food poisoning?

Thai-died snacks by House of Paisley.

Someone’s gotta pay.

Fresh, but not that fresh.

Kind of a toss-up which section in the store is worse — Died Food or Diet Foot.

Yeah, a real toss-up.

it happened on the way from Vietnam.

There must be cereal killer around.

Personally, I prefer my prey alive and wriggling…

Must be the mushrooms.

They serve realy lousy coffee too.

It’s called Crappycino.

The food will really slay you.

Must be a Snuff Movie.

The fish is really poisson.