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Before the clam.
Beware of monkeys.
I can’t see the monkeys for all the trees.
Is a case of monkeys more fun or less than a barrel of monkeys?
It’s like déja vu, all over again…
If you develop a case of monkeys, try not to fling too much poo.
It’s better to find macaque in the bush.
The classic “Stealth monkey”
Are you looking for Schrödinger’s monkey?
Old adage: Hear no forest, see no monkey, say no lookee.
Monkey no see,
monkey no do.
Well, sure — but if a monkey falls in a forest…
Good news: The zombie–everything trend is finally over.
Bad news: The invisible forest-monkey wave has just begun.
… they’ll find you.
That’s Teenage Mutant Forest Monkeys for you.
If you really want to find one, just follow the sound of one monkey grasping.
Sign: IN CASE OF MONKEYS, PULL BANANA
♪♫ Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys. People say we forest abound… ♬♫
So go do your monkeyshines elsewhere.
Life is like a barrel of monkeys… — Forest Gump
Challenge…accepted!
I’ll order two cases.
Our observations of an object are only our observations, and have no bearing on the true nature of the object. (being observed)
Immanuel Kant. German philosopher
@Marum: Immanuel Kan’t find monkeys, either.
I want neither a case, nor a Barrel of monkeys.
A Firkin of monkeys will do just fine.
..but we DO have invisible Gorillas, which you can’t see either. What?
@DnT….Hola hombre.
Lo que sea será. Será.