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Takes the edge off energy drinks…
posted on 31 May 2023 in Snacks
Dip in Nestle Quik to neutralize it…
Photo courtesy of Mike D.
Spotted in Tokyo.
(20 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
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The se-date bar is also popular.
Recommended as a snack when you’ve been fasting.
Better than Slowbarf, I guess.
The Bourbon Slowbar – proudly managed by sloths since 1929.
Don’t walk around with them in you pocket.
So the banana’s a bit stiff.
You only get chocolate on your banana, when you have really lousy aim.
Endorsed by Slowhand himself.
The tasty treat for the rehab set.
it’s a cookie, it’s a cake, it’s a bar
Also available in Sterno©, Mad Dog 20/20© and 10W/30.
Gnaw slowly to prevent dental damage.
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The Fuzzy Navel bar helps fuzzy tongue syndrome from the night before.
The 181-Rum flavor? It’s called StoppedBar.
The Screwdriver flavor comes in regular and Phillips Milk of Amnesia.
Want some brute-force rye taste? Try the WryBar PryBar.
Easy, buddy — this thing ain’t fast food, y’know.
Illegal to drink and drive… or eat this in the fast lane.
The bar is so high,
and inside you cry.
Cossbars & crowbars,
you’re feeling fubar.
Get you some Slowbar.
Ask verrry slowly for our ReallySlow Sloe Gin Fizz flavor!
Looks like the slow-food movement has finally caught up to on-the-go nutrition bars.