Same as the old shit…

You can smell the freshness.

Old sh!t can be found in the rear.

Better than the old sh!t.

Real estate is a fickle fecal market.

@RC: If that’s so, you need more fibre in your diet. 😉

@DnT: Home, Sweet Home !

Hurry up and make a deal, otherwise it will be “No sh!t”.

For customers who are flush with funds.

Just around the corner, turd house on the left.

I think the sign was supposed to say “Toi Let”.

The house looked OK on the outside but inside it’s a dump.

…or

NEWS
HIT ?

But probably just the same old sh!t,
newly packaged.

Want ads are a real crap game.

And now, something for all you Sherlocks out there.

Ah, good — advertisers are finally leveling with the public.

Hey! What’s this doing in the Shinola listings?

Please take one?
.
No thanks, I just left one behind.

Don’t get fancy with stripes or paisleys — be thankful if it only comes in one color.

Do you have any listings that aren’t all running downhill?

Don’t see what you like? Feel free to wish in the other hand and see how it goes.

Dung-Beetle Park? No thanks.

Got anything in Sisyphus Heights?