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So the cat was really making insoles for me? How cute!
Also try our “wetting your pants” shorts.
Specifically made for slip-ons.
No! No! I said I wanted crêpe soles!
Where angels fear to tread.
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
I love that feeling.
The motto of
Depression-Battlers self-help group.
Just the thing when taking the fog for a walk
Well the smell isn’t tinia.
Q: What’s that between your toes ?
A: Oh, nothing, it’s just a feeling I have.
“Better up through your toes than slip and fall, and up through your nose.”
“This is one memory foam you’ll remember forever!”
Gotta be the worst virtual reality game out this year.
When you’re up to your butt in crocs, those fake Crocs aren’t gonna help you.
It’s more than a feeling…
Join the CrocWalkers Club for our weekly cow field stroll today — win a free cow pie!
Do you have anything for a high instep?
Do these come in ballet slipper and swim fin?
Don’t make a stink — the new Bigfoot line of footwear is out for industrial sewage workers!
Endorsed by the Kennel Cleaners Guild!
Flip-flops for that plip-plop, oh what a relief it is! Alka-Seltzer-style walkies outing.
The robber baron’s footwear of choice — just the thing to tread on the little people!
Sam & Ella’s preferred slide!
Full-immersion galoshes and waders are also available!
Banker’s oxfords get a whole new makeover this season!
Down your luck? Try these mukluks!
The most baffling thing about this, is that it’s a literal translation of the Chinese characters. Step on – excrement – feeling.
Oh! Poo!
“The instructions on the left, don’t make sense.” said the blind man.
@UCity: Those are for the Boston clogs. 😉
She got dogsh!t on the soles of her shoes.
(Apologies to Paul Simon)