Back when JC Penney’s was big…

I dream of the old days.

Retro maybe

Warning: wielding a fan club may get you arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

I guess a “member” in the original style would be uncircumcised. I didn’t know there was a fan club.

At least they didn’t go with,

Representative
Pioneer Idiosyncracy
Aficionado League

I’m a member.

Original style? Sounds more like extra crispy.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

Ah, yes, the ‘Member When Club. Just say when and Shazam! you’re in!

Say, that big-a$$ A on your shirt may be a tip-off…

Huh — is there a swamp-cooler society and an air conditioner club, too?

A “Fan-club” would be somewhat efficacious in getting rid of the fans you did not want in your Fan Club.

@EM….However, there is an Esky Club. Go to any BBQ or sporting event in Oz, and you will meet members of the club.

(I think there are more Eskys in Aust than the rest of the world.)