20 shot minimum…

We also serve Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

Have one shot at Bar Coma, then move on to SarComa and have two more.
(I know, it’s a terrible pun).

– Bartender, where can I plug in my ventilator ?
– Sorry, no charge !

From liquor to stupor in easy steps.

“Somebody wake up Hicks !”
(Not sure anyone will get this one).

5F is about -15C. That could explain the coma.

Press F5 to reload.

Honourable Yakuza introductory offer.

Enemies assassinated; first one free.

The superhero club favored by ComaMan and his sidekick, UnconscioBoy.

No charge cards — use our handy layaway plan!

Let’s have a round from the house, barkeep, since the house always wins.

4F status always kept you from any draft, so 5F keeps you breezy forever.

“Happy Hour” is over — it’s “Unconscious Hour” from now on, Bub.

Bar’s souvenir T-shirt: Drink ’til you’re stiff… or an actual stiff!

Overheard: Excellent — I was feeling like a fish out of bourbon!

The official three-sheets-to-the-wind toast:

Here’s one for the road, one for the slab, and one wadded up for a pillow!

Club Coma ad:

If you’re under the table, that means you fell off the wagon, then the gurney.

very hard negotiating 5 flights of stairs in blackout mode

Free bar tattoo for discounts: Bibe in pace, requiescant in pace.

[Drink in peace, rest in peace.]

Aye, mate, I’ve ballast aboard — stay upwind and watch out for my jetsam!

The drinks menu is simple: You can have a Mickey Finn or a Mickey Finn.

@Running Comments: Aliens !!! one of my favourite movies.

@Conventi: Good on you…I know most of the lines by heart….my wife and I largely communicate using phrases from those films.

Enjoy your sleep, you may never come out

When I woke up I had no idea where I was.

A priest holds up a glass of water and a glass of whiskey to the congregation. He places a worm in each. The worm in the water lives while the other dies.
“What does this tell us?” he asks.
The town drunk from the back row answers, “if you drink your whiskey you’ll never have worms!”

Don’t worry, drinks menu has directions to hospital on back.