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posted on 2 Feb 2023 in Signs
Our prices are a miracle!
Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Supermarket spotted in Tokyo, Japan.
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*staggers forward* I’m shopping for BRAINS!
Where would Jesus shop?
I wasn’t dead, I was just resting.
Your lucks in.
And in our palitive care section
You’re welcome. It was an enlivening shopping spree.
The favourite store of Frankenstein’s monster.
Wow, that 4-leafed clover is REALLY lucky.
Don’t mention it.
But it’s only for a short time … then I go back to being undead.
It’s easy.
Living comes naturally to me.
Does a “PERMARKET” give you everlasting life?
WEEKLY SPECIAL. Eternity 20% off.
SWe sell reincarnations for Rememberence Day.
Seeing that it is almost that time of the year again.
Q. Why are the Christian Churches always in debt?
A. Because forty days of each year are Lent.
Q. What are you giving up for Lent?
A. Me? I was going to give up telling lies.
@Elixir
Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.
Final Fake Haiku:
These things are easy
but do take some wit — or else
you’ll sound like a twit.
The after-party is at AfterLife.
“Hey, dude — thank my bio-parents.”
@Marum: “Eternity 20% off”. Hehe! That’s some real snake-oil!
I thought a permaket was something like a Sharpie.