I’ve seen worse…

I’ve seen worse…

posted on 1 Feb 2023 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

You wanted a new phone, anyway…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Puckett.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Well, this product is better than a poke with a sharp stick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

It used to be the best, but now it’s a shell of its former self.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Not the best only better

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Does the bag come with holes.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

we try harder

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

Only the best mediocrity will do

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

CareFree Products — we don’t care and they ain’t free. ™

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Daily Crappy Haiku:

Look, we’re on the case,
so, help take a bite out of
better and best, Ace.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Hurray, hurray — come get your fill-in-the-blank shell game….

Only one scam per customer!

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

‘Scuse me — d’ya have any off-label, off-the-rack fashion stuff on the half-shell?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Struth! In advertising.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Translation: Enjoy better mobile shell company with offshore best!

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

That’s Michelle.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

CAUTION: Fashionistas will not be satisfied with this one-size-fits-all product.

DISCLAIMER: Phone contains no electronic innards — this is the outer unit only.

NOTE: Not associated with the mobility company formerly known as Royal Dutch Shell.

WARNING: To enjoy best quality, choose different manufacturer.

LEGAL NOTICE: Product is shipped broken; settling of pieces may occur in transit.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

Shell we say a solid 7.9 out of 10

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