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I’ve seen worse…
You wanted a new phone, anyway…
Photo courtesy of Stephen Puckett.
(25 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
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Well, this product is better than a poke with a sharp stick.
It used to be the best, but now it’s a shell of its former self.
Not the best only better
Does the bag come with holes.
we try harder
Only the best mediocrity will do
CareFree Products — we don’t care and they ain’t free. ™
Daily Crappy Haiku:
Look, we’re on the case,
so, help take a bite out of
better and best, Ace.
Hurray, hurray — come get your fill-in-the-blank shell game….
Only one scam per customer!
‘Scuse me — d’ya have any off-label, off-the-rack fashion stuff on the half-shell?
Struth! In advertising.
Translation: Enjoy better mobile shell company with offshore best!
That’s Michelle.
CAUTION: Fashionistas will not be satisfied with this one-size-fits-all product.
DISCLAIMER: Phone contains no electronic innards — this is the outer unit only.
NOTE: Not associated with the mobility company formerly known as Royal Dutch Shell.
WARNING: To enjoy best quality, choose different manufacturer.
LEGAL NOTICE: Product is shipped broken; settling of pieces may occur in transit.
Shell we say a solid 7.9 out of 10