Your mileage may vary…

Your mileage may vary…

posted on 23 Jan 2023 in Signs

I prefer self-service…

Photo courtesy of A.C.
Spotted in Nagano, Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
15 days ago

Looks more like dog.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
15 days ago

The cock today is a dog tomorrow

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
15 days ago

The place to go if you want your fuel lines fowled.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
15 days ago

That’s no way to talk about the driveway attendant!

Elixir
Elixir
15 days ago

Daily Haiku:

Mid-air refueling —
flight ballet. On the ground, though?
Crap — fillerup, Mac.

Elixir
Elixir
15 days ago

Humpway Fuels — we have a leg up on the competition! ™

Elixir
Elixir
15 days ago

Man’s best friend is the gassed-n-go nozzle.

DrLex
DrLex
15 days ago

Don’t let it hump your leg.

coffeebot
coffeebot
15 days ago

only takes me 2 minutes to fill’er up

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
15 days ago

2-pump chumps need not apply.

Marum
Marum
14 days ago

Don’t be silly.

You don’t have to fill it up like a Fountain Pen.

Marum
Marum
14 days ago

I was sitting across the road from one of my customers premises at 0545 one morning, waiting for them to arrive. I noticed a van pull up at the nearby shop, where he delivered about half a metre high stack of boxes of “Four and Twenty” pies. Which he stacked against the front door.

A dog then arrived and sniffed the stack of pies. It then cocked its leg and peed all over the stack of boxes.

Note to self: DONT EAT “FOUR AND TWENTY” PIES.…Marum.

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