Master wants more hearts…

Master wants more hearts…

posted on 24 Jan 2023 in Candy/Gum

There will be blood…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Candy wrapper spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

Like an orchid flowering. No wonder his Majesty comes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

If His Majesty is King of hearts, they could get a royal flush.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

The pump hard fro his majesty.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 months ago

It’s gonna be a bloody Autumn

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

When his Majesty comes,
and the brilliance is gone,
then the deflowering has occured.

Boris
Boris
10 months ago

…and if every tree had gold for leaves,
and every day Christmas in heaven.
Then all hearts would be fulfilled,
and float ethereally in eternal bliss.

Elixir
Elixir
10 months ago

Daily Haiku:

His Majesty comes —
first his full bride says “I need
goeth ‘fore the ball.”

Elixir
Elixir
10 months ago

Mom knows that kids just love Maple Artichoke casserole!™

Elixir
Elixir
10 months ago

Wives know His Majesty’s finest “Ogura” is always Mount-and-Groan!

[hat tip to Firesign Theatre]

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

If His Majesty has lots of concubines, he probably comes here quite often. As well as many other places too.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

I know not about Maples, but Mount Ogura is famous for its Rhododendron flowers.

Perhaps they were referring. to whether the King had all his Marbles or not.

Marum
Marum
10 months ago

@coffeebot….The Rhododendrons flower in Summer. I think. In the northern hemisphere, that would be June….Marum Katze.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

His Majesty may require refueling afterwards.

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