Your mileage may vary…
posted on 23 Jan 2023 in Signs
I prefer self-service…
Photo courtesy of A.C.
Spotted in Nagano, Japan.
(22 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Looks more like dog.
The cock today is a dog tomorrow
The place to go if you want your fuel lines fowled.
That’s no way to talk about the driveway attendant!
Daily Haiku:
Mid-air refueling —
flight ballet. On the ground, though?
Crap — fillerup, Mac.
Humpway Fuels — we have a leg up on the competition! ™
Man’s best friend is the gassed-n-go nozzle.
Don’t let it hump your leg.
only takes me 2 minutes to fill’er up
2-pump chumps need not apply.
Don’t be silly.
You don’t have to fill it up like a Fountain Pen.
I was sitting across the road from one of my customers premises at 0545 one morning, waiting for them to arrive. I noticed a van pull up at the nearby shop, where he delivered about half a metre high stack of boxes of “Four and Twenty” pies. Which he stacked against the front door.
A dog then arrived and sniffed the stack of pies. It then cocked its leg and peed all over the stack of boxes.
Note to self: DONT EAT “FOUR AND TWENTY” PIES.…Marum.