Your mileage may vary…

Looks more like dog.

The cock today is a dog tomorrow

The place to go if you want your fuel lines fowled.

That’s no way to talk about the driveway attendant!

Daily Haiku:

Mid-air refueling —
flight ballet. On the ground, though?
Crap — fillerup, Mac.

Humpway Fuels — we have a leg up on the competition! ™

Man’s best friend is the gassed-n-go nozzle.

Don’t let it hump your leg.

only takes me 2 minutes to fill’er up

2-pump chumps need not apply.

Don’t be silly.

You don’t have to fill it up like a Fountain Pen.

I was sitting across the road from one of my customers premises at 0545 one morning, waiting for them to arrive. I noticed a van pull up at the nearby shop, where he delivered about half a metre high stack of boxes of “Four and Twenty” pies. Which he stacked against the front door.

A dog then arrived and sniffed the stack of pies. It then cocked its leg and peed all over the stack of boxes.

Note to self: DONT EAT “FOUR AND TWENTY” PIES.…Marum.