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Master wants more hearts…
posted on 24 Jan 2023 in Candy/Gum
There will be blood…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Candy wrapper spotted in Japan.
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Like an orchid flowering. No wonder his Majesty comes.
If His Majesty is King of hearts, they could get a royal flush.
The pump hard fro his majesty.
It’s gonna be a bloody Autumn
When his Majesty comes,
and the brilliance is gone,
then the deflowering has occured.
…and if every tree had gold for leaves,
and every day Christmas in heaven.
Then all hearts would be fulfilled,
and float ethereally in eternal bliss.
Daily Haiku:
His Majesty comes —
first his full bride says “I need
goeth ‘fore the ball.”
Mom knows that kids just love Maple Artichoke casserole!™
Wives know His Majesty’s finest “Ogura” is always Mount-and-Groan!
[hat tip to Firesign Theatre]
If His Majesty has lots of concubines, he probably comes here quite often. As well as many other places too.
I know not about Maples, but Mount Ogura is famous for its Rhododendron flowers.
Perhaps they were referring. to whether the King had all his Marbles or not.
@coffeebot….The Rhododendrons flower in Summer. I think. In the northern hemisphere, that would be June….Marum Katze.
His Majesty may require refueling afterwards.