Master wants more hearts…

Master wants more hearts…

posted on 24 Jan 2023 in Candy/Gum

There will be blood…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Candy wrapper spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Like an orchid flowering. No wonder his Majesty comes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

If His Majesty is King of hearts, they could get a royal flush.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

The pump hard fro his majesty.

coffeebot
coffeebot
1 year ago

It’s gonna be a bloody Autumn

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

When his Majesty comes,
and the brilliance is gone,
then the deflowering has occured.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

…and if every tree had gold for leaves,
and every day Christmas in heaven.
Then all hearts would be fulfilled,
and float ethereally in eternal bliss.

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Daily Haiku:

His Majesty comes —
first his full bride says “I need
goeth ‘fore the ball.”

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Mom knows that kids just love Maple Artichoke casserole!™

Elixir
Elixir
1 year ago

Wives know His Majesty’s finest “Ogura” is always Mount-and-Groan!

[hat tip to Firesign Theatre]

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

If His Majesty has lots of concubines, he probably comes here quite often. As well as many other places too.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

I know not about Maples, but Mount Ogura is famous for its Rhododendron flowers.

Perhaps they were referring. to whether the King had all his Marbles or not.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@coffeebot….The Rhododendrons flower in Summer. I think. In the northern hemisphere, that would be June….Marum Katze.

DrLex
DrLex
1 year ago

His Majesty may require refueling afterwards.

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