The Valium of grains…

I love the feel of rice.

So what’s it grown with

They liked it, so they put a ring on it.

Anyone who can pronounce Koshihikari at breakfast time, should be shot on sight.

This rice is a bit short on.

If you want to know who invented this rice.

I can only reply. “Fukui”

(Fukui Pervertural Agricultural Research Facility)

When you need that fresh feeling,
simply sprinkle in underpants & shoes.

“Fine quality,” “happy and cheerful” code cracked:
K ind
O f
S mack
H eroin.
I ntense
H ighs.
I njection
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A nd
R esults
I rrefutable

I guess this is not plain rice, but is blended with a specific type of mushroom…

I’ll eat white, brown, red or black rice. I’m not ricist.

Cash & Carry always makes me happy and cheerful. Sure. You bet.