Spare the rod…

From the We are all prostitutes range.

I get the feeling this shirt comes with a belt.
And cuffs.

Well who’s a naughty girl then.

This is your shirt.

This is your shirt on smack.

Ah, Japanese fashion; where every dress is a hit, and every hit is a spank!

The fashion industry isn’t usually so open-handed.

Can I bum that t-shirt off you?

…and Spanky loves you.
-The Little Rascals fan club.

I tried to.

But I was like a car thief.

Gone in sixty seconds.

Warning: When using this shirt be prepared for snickering, pointing & occasional lunges.

Give her a thousand lashes.

Geez mate. I couldn’t handle a thousand lashes.
I’ve only got little beady eyes.

Cheeky chic, eh wot?

I’m not into crossdressing or anything, but I thought I saw an ad for Spanx somewhere.

Spanx Internationally acclaimed shapewear label Spanx was launched in 2000, borne from founder Sara Blakely’s ingenuity and quick creativity. Frustrated at not being able to find underwear that left a smooth finish under a pair of white pants, Blakely snipped the feet off of her own control top pantyhose and thus the Spanx revolution began.

If you wear this shirt, be prepared for wise cracks.

@James: If you have prehensile cheeks. 😛

I think I met her at Hellfire.