I’ll take a basket of shrimp…

Just don’t call it a flip flop

They’re having a crack

Sisqó’s favorite restaurant.

Could you thing me a thnappy tune?

Make a choice from the menu; the cook will whip it up in no time.

That’s where they make the sweat and sour pork.

Maybe you can bum some noodles off them.

Very asspirational.

Got any teabags?

I’ll have a sandal-wich.

It depends on the size of the prawns.

They’re very minimalist.

From the bottomless depths, come our no-more-bottomless chefs!™

Thongs for the Mammaries© is their lingerie franchise.

“Excuse me, manager – does the chef HAVE TO cook right at our table?”

And a cracking good time was had by some. Or maybe just one.

What a cheeky joint!

“You sure this is the same hole-in-the-wall place we went before?”

Well, in a pinch, it might beat having to eat them raw.

“Pardon me – are these tagless, de-tagged, or print-label stock?”

“Let’s give this place a pass – I hear the staff are all really crotchety.”

Is this the foreign Hooters® with shirt-less servers and pant-less chefs?

They specialize in surprise birthday-pantsing parties.

“The only take-out that clanks as you walk out!”™

I hear their fresh Fruit-of-the-Loom™ cocktail is really good!

CHEFS WANTED: No experience necessary. Wax mandatory.

When the A/C’s on full blast, ALL the chefs become short-order cooks… in short order.

“Take-out menu? No thanks, but do you have the Put-On menu handy?”

In a bold move by an ironic universe, right next door is Cheeky’s Grill.

Same strip mall, next door: The A$$-Over-Teakettle Kitchen-Wear Store™

Michelin Guide says “Pass on the Broiled Buttock Burger. Don’t ask what’s in the salad bar. Cheap cocktails and stiff drinks – no wonder. Half a star.”

Does the Public Health Department know about this crack outfit?

“I’m telling you, Wanda – NEVER-EVER get the ‘Hula-Hoop Surprise” at this place!”

Pointedly endorsed by Thing from the Addams Family.

“Please take this meal back to the kitchen – and, NO, I do NOT want to see the chef!”

Thong Kitchen – when you’re tired of being the butt of life’s jokes!™

Visit Thong Kitchen – no ifs, ands… but some butts.™

“Your best pantless-dining option on the beach!”™

SIGN ON DOOR: No shoes? No shirt? No pants? Come on in!

Most meals served between two buns.

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