How am I going to eat?

How am I going to eat?

posted on 14 Apr 2021 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Matthew Raiche.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (74 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
28 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Life is a chip, shut up

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

When it came to the crunch.

Shane the Freestyler
Shane the Freestyler
2 years ago

Isaac Hayes: This is one crispy mother–

Backup girls: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

IH: I’m just talking about these Shanghai chips!

BG: LET’S DIGGING!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

No need to get a chip on your shoulder; I can keep a secret.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Sound advice.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Instantly reminded me of a SNL parody commercial for Spud Beer from 11.2.75: [Open on interior of hospital room. A patient is led into the room by nurses] Announcer: You’ve just had a heavy session of electroshock therapy, and you’re more relaxed than you’ve been in weeks. [Patient climbs into bed] All those childhood traumas magically wiped away, along with most of your personality. Now is the time, time for Spud. [Nurse wheels in bucket with cans of Spud Beer] Singers: Ohhhhh, Spud! Announcer: Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes. [Patients begin smiling] Announcer: Spud, the beer brewed… Read more »

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

They’re Tuberiffic!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Keep mouth shut during crispy!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Chip so crispy your mouth can’t shut up for you!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Ooooopen wide…. here comes the crispy plane……

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

So much good for both hands to open!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

@Shane the Freestyler: First thing I thought of, too. Beat me here by an hour! : )

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Too crispy for a shut-mouth snack obeyer!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Behold: The sound of one mouth crisping!

James
James
2 years ago

Don’t get salty about it.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Because chewing with your mouth open is rude and gross!

coffeebot
coffeebot
2 years ago

Everything else—chew with your mouth open

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

That’s why dogs are so popular.

They wag their tails not their mouths.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Two men can keep a secret if one is burnt to a crisp!

P.D.
P.D.
2 years ago

…or we’ll put you in Security Prison.”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

CRUMBS!!!

Classic Steve
2 years ago

It’s so tasty that others may try to snatch it out of your mouth.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@UCity….OK! As long as you don’t send me the Gas Bill.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Hey, Crispy! It’s the Mouthy chip!™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Chip happens. Stay crispy.™

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

How can I shut up when I have Bugles in my mouth? They’re literally musical instruments!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DnT….It is like buying a Lamborghini.

If you are worried about the running costs – you really can’t afford one.

Boris
Boris
2 years ago

Sssssshhh.
We wouldn’t want a cracking secret like this getting out!

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2024 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
28
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x