How am I going to eat?

Life is a chip, shut up

When it came to the crunch.

Isaac Hayes: This is one crispy mother–

Backup girls: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

IH: I’m just talking about these Shanghai chips!

BG: LET’S DIGGING!

No need to get a chip on your shoulder; I can keep a secret.

Sound advice.

Instantly reminded me of a SNL parody commercial for Spud Beer from 11.2.75: [Open on interior of hospital room. A patient is led into the room by nurses] Announcer: You’ve just had a heavy session of electroshock therapy, and you’re more relaxed than you’ve been in weeks. [Patient climbs into bed] All those childhood traumas magically wiped away, along with most of your personality. Now is the time, time for Spud. [Nurse wheels in bucket with cans of Spud Beer] Singers: Ohhhhh, Spud! Announcer: Filled with the full, rich flavor of potatoes. [Patients begin smiling] Announcer: Spud, the beer brewed… Read more »

They’re Tuberiffic!™

Keep mouth shut during crispy!

Chip so crispy your mouth can’t shut up for you!™

Ooooopen wide…. here comes the crispy plane……

So much good for both hands to open!™

@Shane the Freestyler: First thing I thought of, too. Beat me here by an hour! : )

Too crispy for a shut-mouth snack obeyer!™

Behold: The sound of one mouth crisping!

Don’t get salty about it.

Because chewing with your mouth open is rude and gross!

Everything else—chew with your mouth open

That’s why dogs are so popular.

They wag their tails not their mouths.

Two men can keep a secret if one is burnt to a crisp!

…or we’ll put you in Security Prison.”

CRUMBS!!!

It’s so tasty that others may try to snatch it out of your mouth.

@UCity….OK! As long as you don’t send me the Gas Bill.

Hey, Crispy! It’s the Mouthy chip!™

Chip happens. Stay crispy.™

How can I shut up when I have Bugles in my mouth? They’re literally musical instruments!

@DnT….It is like buying a Lamborghini.

If you are worried about the running costs – you really can’t afford one.

Sssssshhh.
We wouldn’t want a cracking secret like this getting out!