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Chicken Little Goes Skiing…
I shouldn’t have used my sky pole…
Photo courtesy of Amelia Peereboom.
Found at Nanshan Ski resort, outside of Beijing, China.
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– B … But Officer, I didn’t fall all that snow…!
Wind makes you blow over
New Olympic sport
If your skies fall down, you must be piste.
The skies lift, is the stairway to heaven.
Considering that the day breaks and the night falls, I don’t see how the skies stay up there anyway.
@algernon | 4:04 am: It usually makes me blow off. 😛
Well, “Falling Skies” wasn´t that good of a TV series anyway.
If your skies fall down, the Red Guards will beat the piste out of you, until you learn to be more careful.
@DNT 0424. It could be like the reason babies don’t fall out.
It’s all the screws wot holds ’em in.
– Look, Mommy, it’s snowing!
– Those are just skiers, honey.
@Marum | 4:51 am: You could be right. I heard of these things called air screws.
I before E except après ski.
If I make them fall up, do I win a prize?
I love that song! By R.E.M. right?
This is a binding rule.
They’re supposed to be the friendly skies….
♫ Now I’m Sky, Sky Fallin’…. ♫
(Mini Tribute to the late Tom Petty)
don’t use sky poles
Guess we’re gonna have to use the sky lift instead.
DNT@4:35. I fart therefore I wind
Better show me how to, and how not to.
Otherwise how the heck am I ever avoiding it?
Ok then let’s make the ground fly up.