This is how it starts…

They may take our (tea)leaves, but they’ll never take our freedom!

Please serf yourself.

Are the 2 girls free as well? 😈

This machine does not dispense oppressor coffee.

Caffein-free, sugar-free, taste-free.

The taste is revolting.

This machine serves both Espresso, Deeppresso, and Oppresso.

I for one welcome our vending machine overlords.

Release me,push the buttons

Sounds like something for Donald

Take our freedom:
It happened in Czechoslovakia, and the people there thought it couldn’t.

If you believe it can’t happen here, you have serious delusions..

Next week we annex the sandwich vending machine.

@DNT 0407. Girls?

Do you have the same “SCHEIN” ad to the right of this topic, as I do.

The fourth button down, looks like it says NITROL – C3H5N3O9.

Now there’s a drink which will put hairs on your chest.

When the Vending Machine punches your buttons, it’s too late.

@Marum | 5:08 am: Whatever that SCHEIN thing is, it must relate to some site you have visited online recently. Aside from the Engrish ads, they seem to be individually tailored. I’m seeing ads from Gearbest as I was looking at some of their merchandise lately.

The 2 girls I mentioned are to go with the 1 (free) cup.

Also called ”Wedding Machine”

Just add water

@Marum | 5:11 am: And remove them just as fast!

Big Brother is Watering You

When the NBN was mooted in OZ our politicians admitted they knew nothing about it. Over the next three years, they have raved on endlessly about the NBN. Thereby proving their original assertion to be
correct….Beyond shadow of doubt.

Our average internet speed on the NBN (National Broadband Nutwork) is 10Mps. I am achieving 72Mps on single channel WiFi. I could do better, but as I don’t download movies, or watch TV online, it is sufficient.
(Two channels would get me close to 150Mps.

Our download speed, makes us about 50th in the world. Nice one 99.

New option coming soon: Captive-chino.

But no one takes your freedom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7U5jpHWzeE

Great. Fascist Robots.
Anybody else getting WWII flashbacks?

BTW. The opposition then claimed they could achieve 1,000Mps download, and 400Mps upload. (speeds not available anywhere in the world at present. Excluding private networks)

Did I mention, politicians not knowing what they are talking about?

Old adage: It is better to be quiet and have people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and dispel all doubt.

@Pete 0707.
♪Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest susammen♫

No?

@Classic Steve | 7:06 am: Nice link! I enjoyed that mashup.

EDIT zusammen

@Pete. I realize you don’t speak German, but I thought you might recognize the old Nazi marching song.

That’s how they get you: free samples until you are addicted, THEN they charge any amount they want. You’re hooked and have lost your freedom.

@Marum but you messed up “the old Nazi song” (kind of an unofficial anthem of Nazi Germany). It’s geschlossen, not zusammen

Speaking of Horst Wessel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USCGC_Eagle_(WIX-327)

@alexmagnus 1255. Thanks mate.

I though it was; the ranks close together, instead of; the ranks tightly closed.