Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.
Gotta leave that Hammond over there…
Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.
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But onto is alright for the alcoholic
Strictly foam or alcoholic must be the organs
If you hang your organ outside of the boat, the ratch may bite it.
But, alcohol has a lower specific gravity than water. Thus the alcoholic may float alone. Just don’t let him go near thee bank.
Guys. If you dangle your organ in the water, the eels may try to mate with it.
“Please keep hands, feet, and organs inside the boat at all times.”
My organ pipes are full of eels.
If your organ is standing inside the boat, you should wear clothes that dry the hard.
The little man in the boat says keep your organ in here.
Do not bring the alcoholic into the dam. Toss him behind the dumpster instead.
So honourable Captain Strictly, is the commander of the craft.
I say: Dam the alcoholics – full speed ahead!
Ratchaprapha Dam. Typical of the Thais. They make a strictly functional item like a dam, and make it bloody beautiful.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&FORM=IGRE
I’ll put that on my bucket list to see. A friend has retired to Chang Mai. So I will visit him shortly.
If you find an organ outside the boat, don’t Phuket!
But we were gonna play Toccata and Fugue! 🙁
@Coffeebot 0429. Tocatta and Fugue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY
One could certainly play that with an organ dull of eels.
Dam alcoholics can’t hold their water.
Uhhh……Webmaster?
This is another repeat from just a few months ago.
@coffeebot | 4:29 am: Come Bach later after everyone has gone.
I wanted to stand my organs outside of the boat but I didn’t have the guts.
What about a piano, then?
Dam!
– Have you been drinking, Ma Dam?
– B … But Officer, I’m just a pyromaniac, these are my external organs and my life jacket is right under the sea!
You’d have to be pretty strong to let an ORGAN hang from your arms outside the boat.
Dam if it’s not Ratchet&Clank
I can’t stand the organs even inside of the boat …
Dam.
“Found near Phuket, Thailand”
What’s worse than a lobster on your piano? A crab on your organ. BOOM BOOM!
“I just can’t stand these organs! …I can’t even play instruments”
“Get out of the boat if you wanna say that!!”
My dam clothes fit.
They will be sued for alcoholicophobia . . . the discrimination of alcoholics.