I’ve never heard that euphemism for farting before.
Long Tom
8 years ago
“We’ll punish you, of course, but it won’t be the death penalty.”
Droll not Troll
8 years ago
@A Non-Y Mouse: Good one!
I think it only applies when you light them.
EffEff
8 years ago
@Big Fat Cat: And tried and punished by the Guardians?
Marum
8 years ago
In Communist Countries, you do not tell the commisseriat you are fine.
It tells you whether you are fine or not.
Marum
8 years ago
@ BFC 0742. Won’t work. Methane burns with a blue flane.
(BTW. If you are using CH4 as a biofuel, that is a way of checking whether you are getting “full” combustion. If the flame is any other colour be careful. You are either not getting complete combustion, {explosion hazard} or there are loads of impurities. {poisoning or suffocation hazard} So be careful, with any “new” technology comes different potential hazards, compared with the fuels we are used to.)
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago
@Droll not Troll: I thought of that today and came back to add it, but you beat me to it.
Marum
8 years ago
She : Is that a Flashlight in your pocket?
He: Yes. But stop trying to turn by on by twisting the end.
The Dude
8 years ago
Violators will be fine.
Prosecutors with be violated.
Well whatever rocks your boat
And happy to float lanterns
– Do they float?’
– Float? Oh yes, indeed they do. They float!
It Stephen King
Of coarse you will still have to pay.
– B … But, Officer …
– Are you fine, Madam?
@ DNT: Is there a lantern floating in your pocket or are just fine to see me? 😉 😉 😉
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: if anything is floating in my pocket, it isn’t fine, it’s pi$$ing rain!
What about floating violators?
I haven’t been feeling well lately. Better go float some lanterns.
It is much more fun to set your lover alight.
It also floats her boat most comprehensively.
‘Floating Lanterns Violators’ – is that a motorcycle club?
Hot chicks can get away with anything.
@Seventy2rd o clock 4:56 AM: We have a motorcycle club in Boston called The Moving Violations.
The Floating Lantern is a relative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Break this law and you get off light.
You mean 15 WON’T get you 20?
I have to wait for the float time to pass before I can buy a ticket…
Violators will be arrested by the Green Lanterns.
You will be schackled in a Thai prison, and have rice twice a day for the rest iof your life.
But, you be fine.
BASIL: ”This, Basil’s wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.”
MANUEL: ”This … area!”
Aryan humour?
I’ve never heard that euphemism for farting before.
“We’ll punish you, of course, but it won’t be the death penalty.”
@A Non-Y Mouse: Good one!
I think it only applies when you light them.
@Big Fat Cat: And tried and punished by the Guardians?
In Communist Countries, you do not tell the commisseriat you are fine.
It tells you whether you are fine or not.
@ BFC 0742. Won’t work. Methane burns with a blue flane.
(BTW. If you are using CH4 as a biofuel, that is a way of checking whether you are getting “full” combustion. If the flame is any other colour be careful. You are either not getting complete combustion, {explosion hazard} or there are loads of impurities. {poisoning or suffocation hazard} So be careful, with any “new” technology comes different potential hazards, compared with the fuels we are used to.)
@Droll not Troll: I thought of that today and came back to add it, but you beat me to it.
She : Is that a Flashlight in your pocket?
He: Yes. But stop trying to turn by on by twisting the end.
Violators will be fine.
Prosecutors with be violated.
Fine. Let’s violate !