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Farewell the five bucks…
Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.
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But is it also farewell to exploding phones?
Farewell the mobile phone
I’m aroused but not by a phone
Some of the most prominent historic moments: Noah’s Ark, Social revolution, Nuclear bomb, iPhone and of course B-2000 of Power Bank series
I’m not buyin’ it. I’ll wait for B-3000 to come out.
Aroused? I have the weirdest quick power boner…
Is that a no power in your pocket or are you just charging fully ahead?
Is that a historic moment in your pocket or are you just aroused to see me?
@ Droll not Troll | 4:32 am: Another historic moment, damn .. ;p
@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am: With a post like this one, it was bound to happen. GMTA.
The no-electron is a counterpart of the electron, having the same mass and spin, but no charge.
This historical moment is making me aroused with no-power.
It’s a problem for a porn star if he can only get aroused when the shooting stops.
My phone is moist.
It’s Japanese Cricket.
Rain – Noh Play.
@72rd Oclock: apres moi le Food Bank.
They obviously want you to think this is a good buy.
Too many words make my arousal go aloha oe.
@ Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am: Power Bank -> Food Bank -> Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Massage – French Flies -> Spam … etc … ;p
@72Rd Oclock: Spam -> Sperm.
In this case, it is no-power that is an aphrodisac…
@Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am: When everything is aroused, it’s so long.
@Big Fat Cat | 8:07 am: That’s something you wouldn’t want to find in a can – especially if it’s pink!
Farewell all these troubles.
♪ ♫ Nobody knows the arousal I’ve seen. ♪ ♫
Geez, B-2000 sure dates some losers.
No-power arouses a lot of stuff.
Interrupted games, missing calling, stopped shooting, and troubles all have weird fetishes for no-power.
Is no-power like no-face, from Spirited Away?