But it’s not 4:20…

posted on 31 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

thank-you-for-pot-smoking

Cereal available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Jung.
Found at recording studio in Seoul, Korea.

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Use the old exit.

posted on 30 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-enter-the-minors

This exit will be ready in 5 years.

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Hyman.
Found outside a smoking lounge of Kunming Int’l Airport. 

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Eating at the beach…

posted on 29 Aug 2016 in Menus, Signs

sand-and-beer

Wich available on request.

Photo courtesy of Voytec S.
Spotted in Sapporo, Japan. 

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Drink & Food

posted on 28 Aug 2016 in Menus

drink-and-food

Photo courtesy of Paul Roddick.
Restaurant menu found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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My pet bottle is feeling onry

posted on 27 Aug 2016 in Signs

pet-bottle-onry

Photo courtesy of Benny Maxwell.
Found in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

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It’s not a tumor

posted on 26 Aug 2016 in Menus

false-cancer

Great…now I need faux chemotherapy.

Photo courtesy of Andy Balk.
Found at a buffet in Matsue, Japan. 

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Everybody is so skinny around here…

posted on 25 Aug 2016 in Instructions, Signs

never-dont-sleep

Never don’t check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

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My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

posted on 24 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick.
Found on highway in China. 

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I’m 100% precious embellish.

posted on 23 Aug 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

precious-embellish

Photo courtesy of Juliana Kushner.
T-shirt found in Seoul, Korea.

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This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

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