Ugh, I hate lime.

The craptions here stink.

This is even better than king crap!

Why does it need to be fried? It’s already steaming.

500G of horse crap = 250G of Bart’s.
‘Pears they watch the Simpsons in Thailand

Hack orf farang.

A specialty for a certain character from “Back to the Future”

It was sitting on the hot street for a very long time.

The lome us alwats a nice touch

I prefer mine poached

I prefer flied horse crap with rime. Extra protein, as my grandfather would say.

The horse died of Lyme disease.

@BFC 0406 I’ll give you a big tick for that.

I sometimes add lime to my compost but I’ve never fried any of it!

OK… you put the lime in the coconut, then what happened?

When I asked for a Country Breakfast, I had something else in mind.

So, is this considered vegan or not?

Cat crap is better with sand – as much as it takes to bury it!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my horse crap.

After-dinner mint anyone?

1/2 Kg? Around here they measure horse crap by the bagful and the going rate is $2 a bag. The farmer’s kids get extra pocket money that way.

Is it race-horse crap? I’m steroid intolerant.

Salt…or even curry…won’t help either.

Uh, waiter…this is Thailand.
Does that Horse Crap with Lime LEAF or Lime FRUIT???

A half a kilo?
Good grief, that’s a bit more than a full pound in weight!
That’s a ginormous puck of horse hockey!

@Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am: Isn’t that what you ordered, sir? Flied horse crap?

Is this considered street food?

Don’t order the pee soup They get it from the same horse.

– Waiter! There’s lime in my crap!

Mmmmm … Horse flies!

@jjhitt 4:30 am:

Coconut does have laxative properties in it.

Maybe that’s how they obtain the 1/2 Kilo!

At today’s exchange rate, 275 baht is USD $7.81.
Man, that’s some EXPENSIVE sh*t…

A beverage with your crap, sir?
Yes, I’d like a cup of COFFEF please.

Never mind them being up front about the horse crap, I want to make sure that’s JUICE in my cup…

The lime really sells it.

Twist: It’s limeSTONE.

This has been posted before! Hey Engrish webmaster, if you’re posting duplicates, why don’t you post the Engrish I submitted instead? I sent in some Engrish a few weeks ago and it hasn’t been posted.

@Pete: Lime beans

It’s the lime that gives it that certain je ne sais quoi.

275 Bahts for a Donald Trump speech? No thanks.

I’ll have one fried horse crap with lime, hold the lime and my nose.