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I’m surprising mom…
Grandma is getting suspicious about our family portrait.
Photo courtesy of Giacomo Ramagnoli.
Real estate agent sign in Beijing, China.
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Just wait until the rent is not paid and you get evicted from your (rented) family
Cause nobody needs help to have a mean family
Can I trade in my mother in law to be able to rent a really nice one?
Do you have Section 8?
Rental families: For guys who’ve found girls they REALLY want to impress.
Well I’d rent the Addams Family for Halloween.
Can I get a fresh one, instead of one that has already been carelessly ridden by previous renters?
Rent-a-Family!
Would you like a house with that?
Would that be short or long term
Is it really that haed to get out of China
Rent your new kid today! It’s faster than foster!
Rent 2 families and we’ll throw in an eccentric uncle at no extra cost.
In the words of Henny Youngman:
“Take my wife, PLEASE!”
Rent for a full month and we’ll throw in some extra wall hangings for free!
“Sorry Sir, all we have left is the Manson family.”
– Mommy? Where have you been for three months?
Orgies R Us.
You could rent Willie Mason (Rugby League Player) and his family, to haunt houses.
But! They would nothing like me. They’re Chinese.
Lighting?
Here, take Uncle Fester.
He can double as a floor lamp.
In the mafia sense?
Said who you can only chose friends, I can chose my family too.
https://www.rightagents.com/handyman/?q=rent+a+husband+handyman&kw=MRAH10579b&hl=Rent+a+Husband+Handyman
Taking “Rent-A-Husband” one better.
I can’t wait until this lease is over.
But! If I rented a Chins family everyone would catch on. They would look nothing like me.
Do they mean “Rent them asunder”?
i have one dollar. what can that get me?
RT: You should be able to get the Menendez brothers for that.
No longer will you have to work to find 3 “escorts” to pretend to be your family during outings!
Is this subject to the “one child” rule?
The “family” in Chinese can also mean home! 🙂
YongGrand = yonghan = ninjy?
@coffeebot: Ja, I’m. Losted your email again, any chance of communicate with you?
Nope. Our male Sibe is never for rent. NO WAY.
Just today, I saw a home-made sign for a “multi-family sale”. No thanks, I already have one family, and it’s enough.
@Peter 1335. How can you afford to feed a Siberian Tiger. Oh! I forgot. There’s always the kids. 😀