Don’t hold your breath…

Well whatever

I guess an expresso is out of the question

I guess it’s all decaffeinated

I want IT TODAY!

That’s a caf&eacute: lat&eacute:

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Imagine it says cafe late, with the acute e.

It’s still being ground. Which is the ground we will plant coffee bushes in one day.

@DnT: you mean café laté?

Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday.

@DrLex: Thanks! how did you do that?

That kind of coffee just isn’t my cup of tea.

They probably wanted to name it Sunday, but misheard the translator )). Coffee on a Sunday morning is magic.

Coming soon maybe

The people working there are very embaristas.

W. Coffee someday, sir?

C. Whatever.

@DnT 0436.
I like mixed metaphors too. ie. He put his foot down , with a firm hand.

Oh! Pun the door.

Our coffee is so good we Civet.

W. Would you like a little honey with your coffee, sir?

@Marum | 5:29 am: Oh, musk you? 😛

Scene: Chinese waitress walking around the tables, with a huge pot of tea, and one of coffee.

CW. “You fer Coffee.”

Me. “No! I like it here!”

My wife left me, and sat at another table. 😀

Right now, it’s hardly worth a hill of beans.

The coffee is terrible, but the anticipation is amazing.

For the anti-fast foodie.

¡Ay cara!

¡Oye Slowpoke Rodriguez!

¡Finalmente hay un restaurante perfecto para ti!

-Speedy Gonzalez

You walk in and the background music is Carly Simon singing:
“Anticipation…”

Doughnuts Maybe.

Coffee shops here in Japan have quite a range of names. One of the memorable ones I have seen is “Coffee & Potato”.

“Someday” fits right in.

Someday, when my life has passed me by, I’ll lay around and wonder why you were always there for me. One way, in the eyes of a passer by, I’ll look around for another try and fade away.

They’re just a bit short-handed right now. It’s a nice family-run establishment, but they’ve been rented out.

@Pete: If the coffee is as slow (viscous) as ketchup, you know you have problems.

– Waiter! Where’s my coffee?
– Down the hall and second door on the left, Sir.

– Can I make a reservation?

Slowest coffee in the East.

@Seventy 2rd. 0105. Depends on whether you are a Red Indian or not.

A relic of the “slow food” movement from years ago,

You’d better book a reservation some day in advance.

The coffee shop for those who really hate fast food.

Tea Eventually.

My reaction:

Open… Sometime

Procrastinating owner, even the awning is waiting for repair.

”Coffee Someday … Tea Tomorrow!”