Best lil fesfser in town.

– FESFS?
– ROFL MAO!

I want to go painfing with Uncle Fesfster

I prefer Greese Cullygarphy

For those with writing cramp

Its all in the stroke

calligrphy: How to painfing fesfs in the chinece languge.

This engrish is painfing to re[a]d.

The calligrphy is fine by me but I’ll pass on the pain fing. I don’t want to suffer for my art!

chinece are what they call meece over there

I wonder if the Chinephew does it the same way.

Signs like these really fesf my pafience!

Trying to read this is a real pain in the fesfes.

Approved by Sum Ting Pain Fing

Robinsn Chinece

Painting feces?

Using Chinese paintbrush to write perfect Engrish will lead to mental illness.

I could never spell callingagroffeacagrfurry. So I invented the word “printing”.

@jjhitt. The have a 3D Printer for printing faeces. In my day w used to buy plastic chunders, and dog turds, at the novelty shops.

Whoever is responsible for prinfing this sign, fesf up!

It’s so hard to find good FESFS these days.

I bought a Chinese paintbrush recently. All the effen bristles fell out.
Now I am incommunicado, and when I get out of it, I will demand a fesfund.

Well… at least they spelled “AND” right.

I have painfing in my fesfs…need bloated flatulence cure!

Suffering from painfing fesfs?
Dr. Hfuhruhurr can help!

@jjhitt: Well, the old expression says you can’t polish it. 😉

@Filboid: Nice reference!
(For those who don’t get it, it’s from a movie “The Man With Two Brains”)

Fesf tee is titfeen dollars.

@Droll not Troll and jjhitt – I believe it was one Don Arden who coined the phrase ” you can’t polish a turd ” I would argue that may be true, at least you can roll it in gritter!!!! (glitter)

Snack in the ‘tuck’ shop atfer fhe fest, anybody?