Tuching.

Depends where you tuch love

A tuchy felly sort of gy

Remote control not included

Future slogan for virtual reality sex

Tuch off!

Touch yourself, shirt.

Shouldn’t it say “Dn’t tuch me! lve yu” ?

“I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you
I tuch myself.”

The sun doesn’t shine on TV

Especially on the tuchis.

“Touche Away” -Touche Turtle.

I’ve had girlfriends like this.

I said, Lord, take me downtown. I’m just lookin’ for some tuch

The official Tsundere T-shirt.

I get the engrish here.
Your crazy Japanese lover spelt it with a “t”

The last two words then, should be “too hard”.
My Asian lady used to say things like that, to ensure I did.
Then you would have to spend lots of money thee next day, to apologize to her.
Do any of you other guys ever feel that you are the one who has ben raped? (or at least your wallet). :blush:

I am fouched by this sediment.

Wasn’t that Robin Hood’s parson friend Triar Tuck?

@PeeBee. There is an acronym for them. It’s PTs.

mouch obliged! Hilarious!

Don’t tuch my tuch.

@Venton.
♫ O’ Lord take me downtown,
I just want some tuch,
My friends all are married,
I don’t ask for much♪

Ok ok, fine! Just don’t boil the bunny.

OK, OK, Fine! Just don’t boil the bunny, OK?

Full text reads: “Don’t tuch me! Love you short time, crappy ending.”