Please use in the restroom

Leather? Defecation? Sounds like bullsh#t to me!

May I use your restroom? I need to decorate.

In case it’s defective, please use a toilet pepper

No sh*t!

The defecate meterial gives the leather a nice brown color.

*material

Leather Cleaning Cream … the effective and efficient way to help you defecate.

For that quality brown look

A smell you’ll remember

I think they misunderstood the term “butt leather”.

I use it regularly every time after I crap my hands.

The skin on your bottom is a bit rough. do you want some cream?

I take it the color samples are our options for what color of toilet seat we choose.

Your boots look like crap.
(Just in time for Rodeo season.)

Laxatives these days surely are multifunctional.

I ate a spoon of this stuff. Works as advertised.

Endorsed by Mr. Hankey.

Makes your poo like ribbons of leather

Best after Turdsday

The efficiency of an old-fashioned tannery in the comfort of your own home!

An absolute necessity if you have a leather-upholstered toilet seat.

I always clean my hide with hide!

So that’s where they get naugahide from.

Especially effective and efficient functions for fried lamp skin

Dear eminent Sirs.

I used your excellent “Feather Cleaning Cream” on my pet duck a week ago. It sunk like a stone, and has not yet resurfaced.

I respectfully request a refund, and the replacement of my pet duck with a similar one.

Respectfuly: Daisy.

Use this product, and you will soon be shipping bricks.

Now that explains the odour and colour of leather (!!)

@Timmy. What do they do with all the skinless Naugas?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ass cream!

Why use shampoo to clean your leather when use REAL Poo?

The cream is not meant for your not naugahyde, but your bog-a-hide.

*strike the second “not” above.