Every time I have Sashimi I can’t breath, I must be allergic to Salmon.
Huu Yuu
9 years ago
And the salmonella eats the body from inside
algernon
9 years ago
So its more like a swordfish
algernon
9 years ago
I like a fish with a cutting edge
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
The body defecates
PeeBee
9 years ago
Hey! Don’t run with that Salmon!
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Waiter! I wanted a salmon STEAK, not stake!
pasdrole
9 years ago
The salmon’s got a kick!
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago
The annual Bull Running in Spain is now hosted as Salmon Running in Beijing. As it is a new event, many were hospitalized from puncture and running over by salmon.
Peter
9 years ago
And to think that, all this time, I have been trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! Bring me my salmon!
jjhitt
9 years ago
It looks great. Go ahead and penetrate.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
Also recommended:
– Fast foot puts ingrowing toenail
– The hedgehog turns off the cello phone
– Chicken burger explodes the head
– Weenie the Poo stares at you
– French flies the crap
Stopchicks
9 years ago
AKA, a “fishstick”
timmy
9 years ago
A poem by Salmon Rushdie.
Sparky
9 years ago
Sam n Ella will get you every time.
Marum
9 years ago
It’s not salmon. It’s a Saw Fish.
Marum
9 years ago
I don’t know about piercing the body. But. A couple of years ago in Cairns, in Sheridan Street, one wet night after midnight, a 2metre Crocodile came out of a stormwater drain. At the same time a motorist was driving down the road.
When he saw the croc. He stopped and tooted the horn. This appeared to annoy the croc somewhat. It responded by biting his front tyre off.
(Sheridan St is so low, in Cairns CBD area, that on the high tides the water is only a couple of inches below the grating)
Marum
9 years ago
WGHAT!!! It costs 88 bucks to be f—-d by a Salmon???
Stargazer143Orion
9 years ago
@Marum | 8:16 am : The poor animal was probably only trying to catch a ride. It wouldn’t have killed the driver to give him/her a lift.
Well, it *could* have, but still…! ;-}
One of the lesser-known special attacks from Atari’s Food Fight.
Marum
9 years ago
@Peter What did you say? I’m a little hard of herring.
TS
9 years ago
Salmon Omega-3D coming soon to a theatre near you?
Mark
9 years ago
even if you take all the bones out?
Airrider
9 years ago
Man, it just goes right through me…
Peter (NT)
9 years ago
Why sashimi is also known as acupuncture.
Lora
9 years ago
I don’t know if she’ll actually puncture you, but Salmon Ella has a tendency to swim back upstream.
Sean
9 years ago
Before he passed away, Michael Jackson insisted on always having this dish for dinner every night while touring China. He loved it so much, he had planned to honor it in song with the unreleased track “Pierce My Body Right (Salmon, Salmon, Whoo!)”.
swordfish salmon
salmon served with goatheads (puncture weed)
Just don’t drive over it
Every time I have Sashimi I can’t breath, I must be allergic to Salmon.
And the salmonella eats the body from inside
So its more like a swordfish
I like a fish with a cutting edge
The body defecates
Hey! Don’t run with that Salmon!
Waiter! I wanted a salmon STEAK, not stake!
The salmon’s got a kick!
The annual Bull Running in Spain is now hosted as Salmon Running in Beijing. As it is a new event, many were hospitalized from puncture and running over by salmon.
And to think that, all this time, I have been trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring! Bring me my salmon!
It looks great. Go ahead and penetrate.
Also recommended:
– Fast foot puts ingrowing toenail
– The hedgehog turns off the cello phone
– Chicken burger explodes the head
– Weenie the Poo stares at you
– French flies the crap
AKA, a “fishstick”
A poem by Salmon Rushdie.
Sam n Ella will get you every time.
It’s not salmon. It’s a Saw Fish.
I don’t know about piercing the body. But. A couple of years ago in Cairns, in Sheridan Street, one wet night after midnight, a 2metre Crocodile came out of a stormwater drain. At the same time a motorist was driving down the road.
When he saw the croc. He stopped and tooted the horn. This appeared to annoy the croc somewhat. It responded by biting his front tyre off.
(Sheridan St is so low, in Cairns CBD area, that on the high tides the water is only a couple of inches below the grating)
WGHAT!!! It costs 88 bucks to be f—-d by a Salmon???
@Marum | 8:16 am : The poor animal was probably only trying to catch a ride. It wouldn’t have killed the driver to give him/her a lift.
Well, it *could* have, but still…! ;-}
They’re cross-breeding with blowfish just to get back at us.
@Stargazer. You like bet?
♫ Never smile at a crocodile,
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin,
He’s just thinking of how well you’ll fit within his skin♪
Well Bill Clinton is a sponsor for Save The Whales.
But that doesn’t really count.
Bill would be in favour of any species with a blowhole.
I get your point…
Great for those with a “saw inside the cake” fetish…
for those who are full of hot air.
and that’s why i’m all about dat bass… no trout
Reminds me of the Carbonara Idea Powder.
It’s a menu salvaged from the Nostromo.
So this isn’t completely deboned, then?
The octopus just oozes on through quickly.
One of the lesser-known special attacks from Atari’s Food Fight.
@Peter What did you say? I’m a little hard of herring.
Salmon Omega-3D coming soon to a theatre near you?
even if you take all the bones out?
Man, it just goes right through me…
Why sashimi is also known as acupuncture.
I don’t know if she’ll actually puncture you, but Salmon Ella has a tendency to swim back upstream.
Before he passed away, Michael Jackson insisted on always having this dish for dinner every night while touring China. He loved it so much, he had planned to honor it in song with the unreleased track “Pierce My Body Right (Salmon, Salmon, Whoo!)”.