Have a nice fall

posted on 30 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We want your fall to be as safe as possible.

Photo courtesy of Richard Purser. 
Found in a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Arson: crime on a conscience

posted on 29 Sep 2014 in Chinglish

Cigarettes gotta make a living, too.

Photo courtesy of Tony S.
Found in China.  

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Hat just got real…

posted on 28 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Natalie. 
Cap found in Japan.  

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Hey Satan, got a light?

posted on 27 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of A.K.
Found in Japan. 

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Truth!

posted on 26 Sep 2014 in Clothing

Because ‘Vagina’ wouldn’t fit on the shirt.

Photo courtesy of Stephen A. Howard.

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This shirt fits than you think.

posted on 25 Sep 2014 in Clothing

I like this than you think.

Photo courtesy of Inuyasha.
Tshirt found in Japan.  

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The ocean had no comment

posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

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We use only the freshest elbow grease

posted on 23 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Served with MSG (Moist Sweaty Glands)

Photo courtesy of May Cheung Hoffman‎.

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The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…

posted on 22 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

You can’t keep a good coffee down.

Found in Shenyang, China.
Submitted by Curro Higuero.

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From the Accidental Chef

posted on 21 Sep 2014 in Household Items

Turn your mistakes into meals!

Photo courtesy of David Sloo.

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