I forgot the other two…
You teach me English now
Photo courtesy of Tony Siu.
Found in Southern China.
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Let me guess – a four-letter word?
… might help me to finish this sentence?
Purple
I give up
NOTE: This word is scratched on a piece of a filthy broken toilet bowl stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘IS NOT THERE THE THING LEFT BEHIND OF THE BLACKSHEEP?’.
Shopping in a Third Hand Store.
The best you can hope for is to learn “thirdry”.
Thirdly word problems…
In China, they learn Chinese fourthly.
I don’t know which word but one can be quite sure it will be Engrish
Don’t you know about the third?
Everybody knows the third is the word!
Third, third, third is the word.
What was the baby’s thirdly word? I know what my firstly word was.
3st thing on the list to learn.
Mommy firstly, daddy secondly, so thirdly must be No.
Made in the thirdly world.
… is probably an adverb.
… and then I want to learn to count to potato.
Clearly the first word is not ‘translate’, and the 2nd not ‘proof-read’.
The young bloke says to his girlfriend: “I will give you three guesses as tho why I love you..”
Gf: ‘I give in.’
Bf: “Aww! You got it in one.”
From where his eyes are focussed, I think the shop assistant is getting an election.
!st word: NO.
2nd word: CONDOM.
The third word is understandable in all languages.
Werd…
third is most important, nod nod
Supercafali… er… supercalifraligis… er… superfralicagilistic…
@DnT Supercalorific. Sorta like a deep fried Mars Bar.
I want to learn “firstly” thirdly, but I need to learn “thirdly” firstly.
I want to learn thirdly word, but I can’t say what it is. It is a secret.
Once you get around to learning words thirdly, you’ll regret having bought that shirt.
but not secondly
learning new words is the last thing i want to do
thirdly world country