I forgot the other two…

I forgot the other two…

posted on 17 Dec 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

You teach me English now

Photo courtesy of Tony Siu.
Found in Southern China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Let me guess – a four-letter word?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

… might help me to finish this sentence?

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Purple

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I give up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: This word is scratched on a piece of a filthy broken toilet bowl stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘IS NOT THERE THE THING LEFT BEHIND OF THE BLACKSHEEP?’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Shopping in a Third Hand Store.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

The best you can hope for is to learn “thirdry”.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Thirdly word problems…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

In China, they learn Chinese fourthly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I don’t know which word but one can be quite sure it will be Engrish

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Don’t you know about the third?
Everybody knows the third is the word!
Third, third, third is the word.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

What was the baby’s thirdly word? I know what my firstly word was.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

3st thing on the list to learn.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Mommy firstly, daddy secondly, so thirdly must be No.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Made in the thirdly world.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

… is probably an adverb.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

… and then I want to learn to count to potato.

TS
TS
10 years ago

Clearly the first word is not ‘translate’, and the 2nd not ‘proof-read’.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The young bloke says to his girlfriend: “I will give you three guesses as tho why I love you..”

Gf: ‘I give in.’

Bf: “Aww! You got it in one.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

From where his eyes are focussed, I think the shop assistant is getting an election.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

!st word: NO.

2nd word: CONDOM.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The third word is understandable in all languages.

TS
TS
10 years ago

Werd…

RT
RT
10 years ago

third is most important, nod nod

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Supercafali… er… supercalifraligis… er… superfralicagilistic…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT Supercalorific. Sorta like a deep fried Mars Bar.

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

I want to learn “firstly” thirdly, but I need to learn “thirdly” firstly.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

I want to learn thirdly word, but I can’t say what it is. It is a secret.

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

Once you get around to learning words thirdly, you’ll regret having bought that shirt.

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

but not secondly

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

learning new words is the last thing i want to do

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

thirdly world country

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