You must be this tasty to ride…

Do the frogs feet come in butter

My what big frogs you have

It’s skin. For adults.

From ‘Dial M for Meat’

Persons taller than 4 foot 6 inches will be eaten by the frogs

♫ I said, “Hey, Froggy,
Take a ride on the wild slide.”
And the green colored girls say,
“Doo do doo do doo do do doo…♫

Don’t let your meat loaf.

The Frogger Game was originally developed in India.

• One foot at a time.
• This is meat for frogs.

The frogs eat the meat, then the skin gets delivered to “It’s skin”

54″?? That’s a f—-n big Frog.

I can’t eat frogs, they make me jumpy.

It is obvious that they could not use “meant”, for women can use it too.

I always went down the slides head first.

Abnd it didn’t affect me – affect me.

At the bottom of the slide the frogs lie waiting.

humans over 54″ are too big for them to swallow whole.

BUURRRPPPP!

The frogs all waited at the bottom of the slide, There they grabbed each kid and bingo he died, For a froggy’s mouth can open so wide, That little kidddies can fit inside. For a frog doesn’t munch of chomp or chew, Just one large gulp as he swallows you, And all of a sudden you’ll find you have died, And your body will dissolve as you lay there inside. A frog doesn’t care whether it is girl or boy, For he will eat either with equal joy, As you scream in terror ar you slide right down, And in… Read more »

@Marum. My kids still have nightmares from your bedtime stories.

No wonder your kids swore you wrote “Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy”.
I think mine went to sleep because the sheer terror exhausted them.
But they (the stories), were dammed effective at getting them to sleep.

Long long waitpela. 😯

Any adults found on this slide will be toad away.

You butcher left foot in,
You butcher left foot out…

Tastes like chicken.

I’m glad it wasn’t a Flog Slide.

“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…..”

BYOM – Bring Your Own Meat

If you like the frog slide be sure to try spinning on the tad pole.

This slide is held together with steel ribbits.

This is not 54″ meat for adults. That is some loooong….. er legs to require feet first

Yep, frog, meat, kids love it.

Froggy went-a hunting and he did slide, uh-huh…
Froggy went a-hunting and he did slide, uh-huh…
Froggy went a-hunting and he did slide,
So the kids he ate could neatly fit inside, uh huh, uh-huh, yum-yum.

So the’s where frog legs come from.

WATCH OUT FOR BIG PILE OF FROGS AT BOTTOM