Deal in Chinese Silk Dress

But, Officer, can’t you see my silk dress?

We got a cease and especially desist order from the Nike Corporation.

I DO especially like the looks of an attractive Chinese woman in a silk dress.

Nike’s new range of Chinese

The new currency. China just does it

Nike Republic of China – Just Do Them.

Another fine product manufactured by Cornflake S Pecially.

It’s a better deal to get her out of the silk dress.

JUST DO IT.

– Chinese Girl

– You look especially *insert your favorite translation here* tonight, Dar Ling!

I Just Did It.

Rets make a deal.

Dear, you look especially Chinese tonight.

May I give the contents a bit of a grope?

Q. What is the difference between a Chinese woman and a Japanese Woman?

A. A Japanese woman lowers he Kimono and says; “Nipponese.”
A Chinese woman raises her Cheong Sam and says; “Chu Manchu.”

@72rd. Wash your hands then.

JUST DO IT.

– Naked

Q. What do you call a Chinese lady in a tight fitting silk dress.

A. Taek Ae Wei.

Nike gets glamourous

You wouldn’t want to get a run in a silk dress!

When I want to look especially, it’s skin!

Try telling your lady she looks especially, tonight and see how important adjectives are.

We men are strange creatures. We love to see our women with their hair up, and dressed in a beautiful dress.
Then we spend the rest of the night, trying various methods of getting their hair down, and them, out of the dress.

@DNT. if my lady got a “ladder” in her silk dress, it would provide a convenient point, for me to scale her.

What’s the deal with these Chinese silk dresses? – Jelly Seinfeld

I have never seen a Chinese Shoe Dress either. I guess I should just do it sometime.

@Huu Yuu.
That’s all right mate. I’ve never seen a clog dance, either.

Just plagiarize it.

…do WHAT?

Can I deal in Chinese money, instead>?