Please approach grass with eyes lowered

Please approach grass with eyes lowered

posted on 30 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of CF.
Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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GwydionM
10 years ago

We must trample on the grasses that are fearful of our foots.

(Grapes of wrath are much harder to find, and also make nice wine.)

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

well I wont walk on it then

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Looks more like a rock

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Brown grass don’t care. Go ahead, see what happens.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Even when it’s stoned

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

My body is a trample.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Can I stampede?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

But I thought the grass won’t pay no mind.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

How about having sex on the grass at night?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BETRETEN DES GRASSES VERBIETEN

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Crab grass no afraid of foot. It bites you.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I guess I’ll have to bounce on my trample(ine) somewhere else.

Nicole
Nicole
10 years ago

@Marum.

When making love on the grass,
Take care with your foots,
For if you for if you thrash around with your a$$,.
You’ll tear us out by the roots.

Gooma
Gooma
10 years ago

This grass is no couch potato. (ie. couch grass)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Stealing beautifully engraved wooden Chinese signs, will get you arrested.

As a penalty, the military will insert numerous blades of grass in all the places imaginable, and quite a few unimaginable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It should be. My body is a trample.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

You know what they say about guys with big feet?
The have ample trample.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Chuck: Sorry, didn’t see your entry on the first read through. GMTA.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Sounds like the green grass is yellow.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

My trample is a force to be reckoned with, as is my stumble.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

I don’t blame them, I’m afraid of my old tramp too, even after 35years.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Yeah don’t knock it, legalize!

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Apparently it’s so afraid it is hiding from you…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Sorry. It’s my religion. I worship at the trample of my feet.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Gooma.

Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.

(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Chinese text translates as
“Green grass is afraid of your feet”.

Just wondering if red grass is a foot fetish,
or blue grass is fond of your hands.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Ha ha! I’m wearing golf spike shoes today.

zerima
zerima
10 years ago

P.T.S.D.
people’s traumatic steps disorder…

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