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We must trample on the grasses that are fearful of our foots.
(Grapes of wrath are much harder to find, and also make nice wine.)
well I wont walk on it then
Looks more like a rock
Brown grass don’t care. Go ahead, see what happens.
Even when it’s stoned
My body is a trample.
Can I stampede?
But I thought the grass won’t pay no mind.
How about having sex on the grass at night?
BETRETEN DES GRASSES VERBIETEN
Crab grass no afraid of foot. It bites you.
I guess I’ll have to bounce on my trample(ine) somewhere else.
@Marum.
When making love on the grass,
Take care with your foots,
For if you for if you thrash around with your a$$,.
You’ll tear us out by the roots.
This grass is no couch potato. (ie. couch grass)
Stealing beautifully engraved wooden Chinese signs, will get you arrested.
As a penalty, the military will insert numerous blades of grass in all the places imaginable, and quite a few unimaginable.
It should be. My body is a trample.
You know what they say about guys with big feet?
The have ample trample.
@Chuck: Sorry, didn’t see your entry on the first read through. GMTA.
Sounds like the green grass is yellow.
My trample is a force to be reckoned with, as is my stumble.
I don’t blame them, I’m afraid of my old tramp too, even after 35years.
Yeah don’t knock it, legalize!
Apparently it’s so afraid it is hiding from you…
Sorry. It’s my religion. I worship at the trample of my feet.
@Gooma.
Em orait wantok. Raise the “nese”, na yumi dringim bia.
(for the non Motuan speakers; nese is the drawbridge connecting the village to the shore. Thus making the village totally secure at night. Search for Hanuabada Village, and you will see what I mean.)
Chinese text translates as
“Green grass is afraid of your feet”.
Just wondering if red grass is a foot fetish,
or blue grass is fond of your hands.
Ha ha! I’m wearing golf spike shoes today.
P.T.S.D.
people’s traumatic steps disorder…