Smells good… hey stop that!

Careful where you put that candle

Once more with feeling

I love the smell of grope in the morning, It smells like… therapy.

Please trim your fingernails before groping.

I feel better already.

At least it’s not intestine groping

– Would you like intercourse with that, Madam?

They mixed the essential oils with grope seed oil.

Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?
Diner: Yes. Would you please massage my meat? 😈

I don’t like the smell of this.

– … And a gropefruit for a dessert, please.

Excuse me, waiter, could you put on some soft music?

This Aromatherapy was inspired by John Steinbeck’s The Gropes of Wrath.

The number one reason I became a therapist.

@timmy: Good thing it wasn’t the “number two” reason, because that would just be sick! 😛

If this is their idea of ribs, I suggest you skip the rump roast.

No, I really don’t want to smell your fingers!

Three under-age pork chops are bringing an action for damages

Which, unfortunately, results in a Psychotherapy wedding.

I am incensed at this.

This blind bloke walks past the Fish-vendors ute every morning, on his way to the Coffee Shop.
He always raises his hat and says: “Good morning ladies.”

One can only hope that it smells better than it looks !

Another case of where the cure is worse than the ailment !

– Did you enjoy your meal?
– Of course. It’s been so nice to meat you, honey!

Get your minds out of the gutter, people! The chef was “groping” at the meat because he lost his glasses the day before, and had to rely on his sense of smell in order to find it, okay?

Next hot fad in Hollywood.