Inline skate intestine

Cutting edge tha

Only if you have the stomach for it

Intestine? I was expecting wheels.

All intestine are belong to us!

They see me rollin’, they eatin’.

Wait – this is not a T-shirt?!

All seafood in this restaurant was passed by the Skate Board.

If I ate that, I think I’d air my quarter pipe — if you know what I mean.

…meet Chef Tonya Harding

the Diarrhea Luge is a new addition to the Winter Olympics Menu

Remains of Inline skater when they accidentally performed on the highways in China.

– Mommy! I see a bowl movement!

Cut with a roller blade.

I think I just passed a skate key.

I suppose inline skate intestine is sold by the foot.

Better than Quads.

In front of this restaurant can be found the most notoriously difficult grinding rail in the city.

Chef first improvised this dish one day when the grinding didn’t go so well.

Do you have the guts for it?

So this is what they look like when they’re dead?

“The Intestinal Tract ” By Victoria Jackson 🙂

We have two intestines, one large and one small,
Every food that we eat must eventually fall
In through the top of the long slimy tubes
Go fingernails, ice cream, and bullion cubes.
The little food particles party and play,
Until it is time for them to “go away”.
And the reason our intestines are squished into a ball
Is because if they weren’t, we’d be 30 feet tall.

Victoria Jackson used to act like she was so stupid.
It turns out, it wasn’t an act !

I didn’t know they HAD intestines!

So much better than surfer intestine.

Caught fresh from the roller derby!

See? I told you inline skating was dangerous.