Number 1 Carnival!

Just lie down here

Comes with a free string of pearls

The Bukkake Festival will be held at the Abnormal University.

This really pisses me off!

Obviously, “normal” is a relative concept.

Don’t they mean the UriNational University?

You really need to watch your pees and queues at this carnival.

Coming Soon: Golden Urinal Carnival

In Taiwan, normal universities are something special

Golden shower feels great after Swimming Poor Festival

To be held at the Far Canal

“This has to be the worst carnival I’ve ever been to!”

Whatever you do, don’t stand under the Ferris wheel.

No wonder it’s written in yellow…

Do NOT sit in the front row.

special appearance by PeePee the Clown and his YellowDog

The open house at the Normal University usually draws in huge crowd.

The carnival where everyone gets pissed off.

♫Don’ty stand under the Ferris Wheel,
With anyone else but me,
Don’t stand under the Ferris Wheel,
While all of the users pee♫

What is normal?

Steady Eddie is Vice Chancellor at the other one.

For the non Aussies ~ Steady Eddie is the comedian with Cerebal Palsy, who does all those “terrible disabled jokes.

Ie. I won the breakdancing comp at the local pub the other night. All I was trying to do was walk across the dance floor for a p*ss.

WELL! It couldn’t be: the National University of Taiwan. That would be N.U.T.

Hehe. All their graduates would be NUTs.

You Ingleese with your strange language.

I thought “Golden Rain” was a firework.

They’ve been holding it every year.

Hosted by the Urology Faculty.

You are either a member of the College of Urologists or you’re not.
One could say, either urine, or, ureout.

BOOM BOOM!

I could go for that

I’m in no hurry to meet the Carnival Queen.
I guess the runner-up would be Number Two.

If this is the Normal University, I’d hate to see how the Kinky University celebrates.

this must be taiwan’s answer to oktoberfest

Next month, Normal University will be hosting the “Everybody Poops” carnival.

Wait till you see the Normal University’s exclusive gimp graduation ceremony…

The mind says something is wrong.

The stains announce it’s just the beginning.

Festival of the Toilet Beard

The beer at this festival tastes funny, and I think you should stay away from the fudge booth.

Is that what millionaires install in their bathrooms – a golden shower?

Yes. And a chocolate starfish in the toilet.

This festival is held by Miss Urine Tester USA.