Please raise your friends…

Just the thing to wear to the Golden Shower festival

Outstretched wetting frees your mind

Did those friends enter a black hole?

It lives life live. It dies death studio.

CAUTION: Never shake friends to outstretch to heaven. Just crap them a few times.

Let me be the first to shake your friend.

Go wet or go home.

Some of my best friends have fingers.

You can stretch friends just so far, and then they won’t be your friends any longer.

I was waterboarded by the CIA and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

HEAVEN: For airheads only

Just “hanging” around with my friends.

I set my mind free. Then it read this shirt and ran away to hide.

Help, I have caught life live fever. I need some cyanide!

It’s just a bad hair day…or the second coming.

I stood with head wet, but my friends caught the fever and died

We’d like to extend to you this laurel. And hearty handshake.

Japanese ladies will never outstretch a TShirt.

Not like Dolly Parton’s hubby.
He put on one of her old jumpers backwards, and went to the Fancy-dress Ball as a Camel.

Oh great! Now Engrish.com is putting those nerdy T-shirt ads with big breasted cute girls in the main feed!

@NN Not a boobs man myself. But I would only call those “average”, or normal. 😐

Tick Fever frees your life.

In hindsight, friends don’t make very good umbrellas.

A Non Y. They do if you skin enough of them.

…and here I thought I was thought I was making a joke… I guess I’ll have to turn in my Female Body Inspector badge in.

May I apply for the vacancy? I have a “yen” for such a job.

@DNT. Fingers? Yes. How could you ever scratch your bum without them.

Her toilet is upstairs. So she slides down the bannister rail afterwards.

First she stretches this crummy T Shirt over the rail.

Nice pair of friends.

Wash your friends thoroughly before use.

Hey! My mind lives up here!

I just *love* the way both your friends stretch themselves out reaching for my hands. Let’s get wet!

my stretched friends are excellent sunblocker.

♫♪ ♪♫ Free your mind. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ And the breast will follow. ♫♪ ♪♫

With friends like these who needs hands?

The upcoming Mass Suicide by Drowning event catches on…
Invites by Facebook friends.

The Puppetry of the Friends.

I bought the Stairway to Heaven but none of my friends were there.

Boobs Lives!

Why head wet?

For some reason I just kept reading the first three lines over and over…